April 22nd  -  15,766 notes  -  J

@tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming…And now it’s finally happened. 

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# teen wolf
April 22nd  -  356 notes  -  J

asofteravenger:

not all who wander are decent people.

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April 22nd  -  356 notes  -  J

asofteravenger:

not all who wander are decent people.

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April 22nd  -  1,284 notes  -  J

m7angela:

wait what

why did i draw it even

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# fma
April 22nd  -  37,299 notes  -  J

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

(via bartdontlie)

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# mcu
April 22nd  -  52,871 notes  -  O

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

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April 22nd  -  9,775 notes  -  J

n-a-blue-box:

Inspired by this post

Bucky’s had enough of your shit, Pierce. 

(please do not steal or repost my shitty comic thank you)

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April 22nd  -  29,941 notes  -  J

johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE

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# fma
April 22nd  -  11,600 notes  -  J

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

April 22nd  -  10,413 notes  -  J

n-a-blue-box:

caffeinetooth:

muscle memory

EASY THERE, SATAN

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April 22nd  -  712,010 notes  -  J

the-doctress:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

This post was so informative.

April 21st  -  165 notes  -  O

suavebadass:

spocksfatalboner:

spocksfatalboner:

yanno those white noise sites like rainymood.com or the cafe shop one? i’d like an Enterprise bridge one, please. Soft beeping, maybe some chill version of amok time theme or something, and every now and then the crew calmly issuing orders or reading something sciency. im watching the lights of zetar and this evasive scene? is super calming and i need it on infinite repeat somehow.
someone make this happen.

SO APPARENTLY I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO WANTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Star Trek TNG Ambient Engine Noise (Idling for 24 hrs)

Star Trek: The Original Series Engine Sound ( Idling for 2+ hours )

>Star Trek: Voyager Engineering Warp Core Background Ambience

Star Trek: TNG Bridge Background Ambience

Star Trek: TOS USS-Enterprise Bridge Background Ambience (THIS IS 100% WHAT I WANTED)

Star Trek: The Next Generation USS Enterprise D “Ten Forward”

Star Trek: Voyager Bridge Background Ambience

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine “Quark’s Bar”

Star Trek: TNG “Cargo Bay” Background Ambience

A list of Star Trek Audio noises (some of them repeat for a long time)

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ticktocktober:

gavinmichael:

every post in the tags that are like ‘um guys can you PLEASE not make jokes to ray about 4/20 today??’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqskTFyI6iA

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# rt
April 21st  -  57,468 notes  -  O

anaaesthetic:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

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April 21st  -  19,324 notes  -  J

So what have you been up to since New York?

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