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spacebromance:

"Everyone knows this."

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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September 1st
It’s time to back home!

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Persephone: knock knock
Hades: who's there?
Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
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blueshoesandbluemountains:

Texts From Last Night [3/?]  hockey players

THE ONE ABOUT PAULIE IS TOO REAL

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Every time he, like, talks about his wife I kinda get a little jealous.

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