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tan-the-man:

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

This man knows his audience

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# mcu
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dimensionsinprobability:

You would think that maybe Tony would be genre-savvy with the whole renegade-destruction-robot-apocalypse thing, but no

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wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

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beastlyworlds:

Dean and Seamus kicking back

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hauriret:

star trek captain shaming.

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iwantsugarinmytea:

before they played grand theft autumn patrick was like “MAN i couldn’t speak for a second there, it’s so hot. you guys are heroes out there [continued rambling about how amazing everyone is for dealing with the heat]” and then pete was like “WAIT PATRICK did you just say…

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captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of…

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tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

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flatbear:

Another cheat-sheet from Comic Envy! These are fun to make :) Hope you can all find some use for it!

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Help, I’ve fallen into early 2000’s fandoms and I can’t get up. In related news, I desperately wwant one of those “House House” Game of Thrones shirts. “Everybody lies”

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harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

image

TEAM JACOB

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booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

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post-twee:

THE SKY WAS GOLD  IT WAS ROSE I WAS TAKIN’ SIPS OF IT THROUGH MY NOSE AND I WISH I COULD GET BACK THERE SOMEPLACE BACK THERE SMILING IN THE PICTURES YOU WOULD TAKE DOING CRYSTAL METH WILL LIFT YOU UP UNTIL YOU BREAK IT WON’T STOP I WON’T COME DOWN I KEEP STOCK WITH A TICK TOCK RHYTHM AND A BUMP FOR THE DROP AND THEN I BUMPED UP I TOOK THE HIT THAT I WAS GIVEN THEN I BUMPED AGAIN AND THEN I BUMPED AGAIN

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