Do you think Sirius ever ate Remus or James or Peter’s homework as a joke
Oh my God, I forgot about Artistic License. Okay, I’m revising my Top Five Fic List tomorrow.
ALRIGHT GUYS A COMPANY I USED TO WORK FOR IS GOING PUBLIC AND ALL YOU FUCKERS WILL LOVE WHAT IT DOES
LET’S SAY YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR SWEET FRIENDS SOMETHING EQUALLY FUCKING SWEET FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUT THEY’RE SHY ABOUT GIVING OUT THEIR ADDRESS BECAUSE, MAN, THE…
B/N: I wrote this at around two thirty in the morning last night, but then accidentally x-ed out before i posted and lost most of my work. So you’re getting it now…
So it’s very late at night, and instead of sleeping I’ve been thinking about my favorite fic of all time.
1. Written by the Victors - Stargate Atlantis - Cesperanza
Suuuch a fandom classic, but I’m not a fic hipster so I’lll tell you that this is my number one favorite fic of all time (probably). It’s mostly told through the academic writings of OC about Atlantis, and their rebellion against Earth. Super feeds into my love of epistolary fic and outside POVs. I consider this fic gen, because it focuses on the event rather than the romances, but it is also McShep and Sheppard/Teyla.
2. Phone Tag - Inception - Starlingthefool
Another epistolary fic, this time told through voicemails. Arthur/Eames, and it’s super short and sweet and fluffy. I just have, such a thing for people who read ‘high literature,’ so I guess I’m more of a snob than I admit.
3. Till You Make It - The Dresden Files - lightgetsin
Always a girl!Harry/John, this fic is just, so so close to my heart, not least because of my own problems *ahem* relaxing. It’s a really perfect exploration of Harry’s issues, and the way she approaches things. Spot on characterization of everyone, and I love the idea that Marcone gets stupid about sex. It’s just lovely.
4. Top Billing - Entourage - astolat
Okay, I’m cheating a little bit with this one, since really this is only my favorite of all of astolat’s Entourage fic. All five. /cries All of her Entourage fic is E/Vince, obviously (are there any other pairings in this fandom? Ari/E hatesex maybe?), and contains my favorite thing - confused assholes in love and being secretly verklempt about it. Super sweet, super funny. Warnings for most of the fic in that they use hateful language, since I’m not kidding about the assholes part. Seriously.
5. A Passage That Sings - Star Trek RPF - Rave
Oh, this fic. Told from Zachary’s POV, it’s a Pinto fic, and probably the most-read one in the fandom. You may be seeing a pattern here, what with the high literature in this one too. More assholes in love, and being angsty about it and acting like assholes to one another. Super beautiful writing style with this one.
*6.* The Truth Lies Beneath - Supernatural, Lie to Me - Mangacat
This one’s a little less polished than the others, but contains my favorite thing about Supernatural - how completely batshit fucking insane the Winchesters look to anyone not in-the-know. Set during the missing year after season 5 and before season 6, Dean’s gotten himself arrested and imprisoned, and the Lightman group is called in to try and crack him. You don’t really need to know anything about Lie to Me except that they are a criminal justice contractor that solves criminals by reading their ‘micro-expressions,’ or tells. Told from an outsider POV, obviously, and really, really good Gen, psychological obv.
And that’s it! I’m sure I’ll regret not including other fic (I may or may not be already) but these are the ones I come back to again and again and again. Now it’s time for you to make your own! Don’t forget to tag me in it!
i’m not 1701% certain, but it COULD even
be the same pair
#what if these girls are a couple #and Jim totally learned that the first week of classes when he hit on one and the other threatened to deck him in the face #and jim laughed and introduced himself properly #but he got to know them throughout the years in starfleet and they catch up every now and then #and he cheered for them when they totally got put on the same ship #and every times he passes them (bc they are ALWAYS together it seems) it’s always ‘hey ladies’ #a running inside joke of theirs (via)
Man, this and the theory that something embarrassing happened to Kirk and that’s why Chapel stays away, fandom is taking this character back.
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Introducing Tag Replacer!
Tag Replacer allows you to mass-replace tags with ease. Install it, then go to Posts page on your dashboard of the blog you want, enter the tag you want replaced and the new tag, and Tag Replacer will do the rest.
Since editing posts put a lot of strains on servers, something I would like to avoid, operation of this extension is intentionally slowed down. So if you are going to replace tags of 4,000 posts, it’s better to just start it before going to bed.
Please note that it’s really experimental right now, so if you hit some bugs, please let me know by sending me an ask. Thank you!
I just lost a post I was writing on my phone.
/cries a lot
Y u no have lazarus, phone?
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.