Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service.
This man knows his audience
You would think that maybe Tony would be genre-savvy with the whole renegade-destruction-robot-apocalypse thing, but no
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
Dean and Seamus kicking back
star trek captain shaming.
before they played grand theft autumn patrick was like “MAN i couldn’t speak for a second there, it’s so hot. you guys are heroes out there [continued rambling about how amazing everyone is for dealing with the heat]” and then pete was like “WAIT PATRICK did you just say…
it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of…
Another cheat-sheet from Comic Envy! These are fun to make :) Hope you can all find some use for it!
Help, I’ve fallen into early 2000’s fandoms and I can’t get up. In related news, I desperately wwant one of those “House House” Game of Thrones shirts. “Everybody lies”
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
how game of thrones should end
#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi