"Everyone knows this."
#that’s it #that’s the entire character #’you can’t pick fights with people three times your size t hey’re gonna pummel you’ #’WE’LL SEE’ #’you can’t join the army steve #you’ll die #’you can’t go beyond enemy lines to rescue your friend steve it’s suicide #’you can’t save your brainwashed boyfriend he’s going to kill you’ #on va voir: an autobiography by steve grant rogers #’i didn’t sign up for this: a foreword by natasha romanoff’ (x)
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
It’s time to back home!
#yes this shot is gorgeous and heartbreaking and all but can we just talk about#bucky’s chest hair#odd subject I know but here we go#look at it he very definitely has chest hair here#got that?#now remember the shot of winter soldier’s bare chest?#no hair#zola’s men didn’t bother with his face but they took the time to regularly shave/wax bucky’s chest hair#I’m really trying not to read into that
Texts From Last Night [3/?] ⇨ hockey players
THE ONE ABOUT PAULIE IS TOO REAL
Every time he, like, talks about his wife I kinda get a little jealous.